#4 - Services that are provided without charge, including services of the clergy.
Oh that's just great. What the hell am I supposed to do about this bill I just got in the mail from Father Callahan?
#9 - Services a provider gives to himself/herself.
Healer heal thyself . . . but get ready to pay through the nose for it!
#13 - Services that are prohibited by the law.
Go ahead and get that annual check-up, but apparently it's not covered if I get it from a hooker.
#20 - Services ordered by a court or law enforcement officer that are not medically necessary.
Remember that lobotomy that Jack Nicholson got at the end of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest? The bill is on the way, Jack.
#42 - Personal comfort items, such as telephone, television, etc.
Ok, now this is getting ridiculous. I just spent $4200 on a brand new Plasma TV that I clearly cannot afford.
#53 - Services or supplies used primarily for non medical purpose including, but not limited to: air purifiers, air conditioners, dehumidifiers, hot tubs, waterbeds, computers, and incontinence pads or pants.
I suppose next they're going to claim that my furnace is not used for medical purposes. What's next? My car? Clothes? HAIR PRODUCTS?!
#60 - Nonprescription supplies such as alcohol.
Last time I checked, we live in America – not communist Russia!
#66 - Custodial Care.
WTF?
#76 - Autopsies.
Curious about how you died? Get out your checkbook, Sucker!
